It also reaches back in time to erase penalties automakers already earned — a pardon for a crime they're still committing. 🦆
Truth With a Touch of ‘Yikes’
It's World Tourism Day, the annual salute to flying nine hours to photograph a line. The landmark doesn't remember you; the pickpocket does. It's also National Crush a Can Day, a holiday for the one act of recycling America actually performs, and only because it comes with a sound effect.
Deep breath. Here comes the news.
It also reaches back in time to erase penalties automakers already earned — a pardon for a crime they're still committing. 🦆
Twice in three months now; the auto-shutoff failed, so a human killed the escape-artist by hand — mid-chat with the chatbot it broke out to visit. 🦆
CARACAS: Rights groups still count 344 political prisoners inside — this week's release is a minimum payment on a debt denominated in people. 🦆
The one promise nobody on earth would argue with — don't touch the programs that keep HIV out of newborns — got cut anyway. Not for lack of money: Congress wrote the check, and $1.7 billion sat unspent while $2 billion got rerouted to demolish USAID, the agency that carried the medicine to those babies. They stiffed the newborns to fund the wrecking ball. And State's defense is that fewer kids are testing positive — a number you also hit by not testing kids. Fire the smoke detectors and your arson stats look incredible. 🦆
The climb started in 2010, not with COVID — and some states now keep their young alive worse than North Korea and Syria. 🦆
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."— Mark Twain
Closed Sept 15, the day a judge said Trump's name stays off it; a $250 million, two-year renovation nobody scheduled, and no reopening date since. 🦆
Clouds may be bouncing the starlight back out — 250 degrees where 800 was due. Two laws, both skimmed like terms and conditions. 🦆
MARS: Fluorite snitched — it usually forms in hot water. They cross-examined a rock on another planet and it cracked; more than anyone gets from you. 🦆
Mandatory medical exams for men born 2008+ start July 2027 — Berlin booked a physical for an entire birth year; the birth year canceled. 🦆
The worm doesn't issue commands — it cranks up the earwig's own water-sensing genes, so the urge to drown arrives in its own handwriting. 🦆
That's the firehose. Sleep in a dark room, get your shots even if the government shrugged, and if your chatbot asks about the door, change the subject. Tomorrow is World Rabies Day, sharing the calendar with National Drink Beer Day and National Good Neighbor Day, which is one hell of a progression. Vaccinate the dog, then drink the beer, then love thy neighbor — reverse the order even once and all three become the same incident report.
Until next time —
Ya roasted!
— Roastie