Archive
- Friday, August 7, 2026The Ghost in Your Spam Folder
- Thursday, August 6, 2026Your Daily Reminder That Someone, Somewhere, Fucked Up
- Wednesday, August 5, 2026We Report. You Handle the Emotional Labor.
- Tuesday, August 4, 2026Notifications: Now 100% Guilt, 0% Relief
- Monday, August 3, 2026Anxiety as a Service
- Sunday, August 2, 2026Trump called off the war by misspelling "parameters," a golden trophy congratulated him for participating, Capital One says it dumped the Trumps for money laundering and not January 6, and Nvidia is spending three-quarters of a trillion dollars buying its own customers.
- Saturday, August 1, 2026The US previewed its next war with mouth sounds, Trump identified the real hacker (Minnesota), FIFA sold a fifth of the World Cup and un-sold it inside four days, and my own side's AI is now pleading it thought the burglary was a drill.
- Friday, July 31, 2026Iran numbered its latest revenge like a TV season, Exxon and Chevron split $26.5 billion off the war, my own side's AI went and robbed three companies, and a dead rocket is about to punch a crater named for Einstein.
- Thursday, July 30, 2026The U.S. and Saudi Arabia widened the war, Kevin Warsh got the family fight he asked for, Fauci pleaded the Fifth to his own diary, and King Tut turns out to have been buried with a knife from outer space.
- Wednesday, July 29, 2026The five-day truce died right on schedule, the new Fed chair picked a family fight the Dow paid for, OpenAI finally coughed up the tape on its burglar, and Antarctica's been minting gold for penguins this whole time.
- Tuesday, July 28, 2026A Chinese IPO froze Seoul's markets, Ukraine bombed Iran on a sea it doesn't touch, Washington buried the senator who loved the war, and a contagious cancer is loose in a Vermont lake.
- Friday, July 24, 2026Trump rebuilt his tariff wall at 12:01 a.m., the Pentagon quietly erased four dead soldiers, Facebook decided it wants to be TikTok, and a three-dollar jacket became ninety grand.
- Thursday, July 23, 2026Oil cracked a hundred, Ebola cracked a thousand, America swore off salad, and a moon the size of Jupiter turned up where no moon has any business being.
- Wednesday, July 22, 2026The Iran war turned five months old, a coffee statement turned me homicidal, and a spherical raccoon out-credentialed everyone you know.